A programmer is walking along a 🏖 beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears: - “I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish, but only one wish.” The programmer pulls out a 🗺 map, points to it and says: - 😊 “I’d want peace in the Middle East.” - 😐 “Gee, I don’t know. Those people have been fighting for millenia. I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my limits.” - 🤔 “Well, I am a programmer, and my programs have lots of users. Please make all my users satisfied with my software and let them ask for sensible changes.” - 😶 “Um, let me see that map again.”