Men 👨

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Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90 percent of their decisions.

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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them.

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What's the smartest thing a man can say? - "My wife says..."

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends.

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.

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Why don't women blink during sex? There isn't enough time.

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What do you call a man with an opinion? Wrong.

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What do a pregnant woman, a burnt pizza and frozen beer have in common? A man who didn't take it out in time.

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