School 🏫

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A student is sitting at astronomy lecture in college, when the professor mentions. - "In about 15 billion years, the sun will burn out and all life on earth will cease to exist." - "Excuse me, professor, did you say 5 billion years or 15 billion?" - "15 billion." - "Whew, thanks, because I was really getting worried."

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Teacher asked Johnny: - "How can you prove the earth is round?" - "I can't. Besides, I never said it was."

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Teacher to little 👦 Johnny: - "I hope I didn't see you copying Casey's math test." - "I hope you didn't either."

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Teacher to 👦 pupil: - 😑 "You missed school yesterday, didn't you?" - 😏 "Not very much!"

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Teacher asks 👦 Johnny: - "Why are you late for school?" - 😐 "Because of the 🚸 sign." - 😮 "What 🚸 sign?" - "The 🚸 sign that says "School ahead go slow"."

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School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.

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Mom to son: - "Get up James, you will be late for school." - "But I don't wanna go, all the teachers and students hate me." - "You have to go." - "Give me one reason why I should go." - "Your thirty-five, and you're the principal."

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Teacher to the students: - "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" - "Meat!" - "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" - "Bacon!" - "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" - "Homework!"

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