When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Some guy at work today said I was really bad with names.
Ho Chow calls in to work and says: - "Hey boss, I no come work today, I very sick. Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come work today." - "You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today. When I get sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask for sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Ho Chow calls again and says: - "I try what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon. You have really nice house by the way!"