Yo mama is so old, her 🎂 birthday has expired.
Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama is so ugly when she walks into a 🏦 bank, they turn the surveillance cameras off.
Yo mama's so ugly that Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to 😚 kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama's so ugly you could stick her face in dough and make 👹 monster 🍪 cookies.
Yo mama is so stupid at 📃 bottom of application where it says Sign here: _________ she put ♐ Sagitarius.
Yo mama is so fat a 🖼 picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama is so fat, she fell in ❤ love and 💔 broke it.
Yo mama is so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped her mama!
The difference between Yo mama and a ✈️ Boeing 747 is that not everyone has been on a ✈️ Boeing 747.
Yo mama is so stupid she studied for 💉 blood test and failed.
Yo mama's 👓 glasses are so thick, she can see into the future.
Yo mama is so dumb she took a 📏 ruler to 🛏 bed to see how long she 😴 slept.
Yo mama is so poor she can't even pay attention.
Yo mama is so fat she has two ⌚ watches, one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mama is so ugly when she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary goes away.
Yo mama so dumb she put paper on the tv ad called it paper view.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.
Yo mama is so stupid, she ate my homework because I said it was a piece of cake.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said: - "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.