Yo mama

285

Yo mama is so old, her 🎂 birthday has expired.

284

Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry.

283

Yo mama is so ugly when she walks into a 🏦 bank, they turn the surveillance cameras off.

282

Yo mama's so ugly that Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to 😚 kiss her goodbye.

281

Yo mama's so ugly you could stick her face in dough and make 👹 monster 🍪 cookies.

280

Yo mama is so stupid at 📃 bottom of application where it says Sign here: _________ she put ♐ Sagitarius.

279

Yo mama is so fat a 🖼 picture of her would fall off the wall!

278

Yo mama is so fat, she fell in ❤ love and 💔 broke it.

277

Yo mama is so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped her mama!

276

The difference between Yo mama and a ✈️ Boeing 747 is that not everyone has been on a ✈️ Boeing 747.

275

Yo mama is so stupid she studied for 💉 blood test and failed.

274

Yo mama's 👓 glasses are so thick, she can see into the future.

273

Yo mama is so dumb she took a 📏 ruler to 🛏 bed to see how long she 😴 slept.

270

Yo mama is so poor she can't even pay attention.

211

Yo mama is so fat she has two ⌚ watches, one for each time zone she's in.

210

Yo mama is so ugly when she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary goes away.

209

Yo mama so dumb she put paper on the tv ad called it paper view.

208

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

207

Yo mama is so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.

206

Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.

142

Yo mama is so stupid, she ate my homework because I said it was a piece of cake.

138

Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said: - "I need your weight not your phone number."

134

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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